


Wo waqt guzar gya jab teri mohabbat ki aarzoo thi,
Ab tu Khuda bhi ban jaaye, toh main sajda na karu
Punjabi me arz hai:
Dafaa ho ja baandri jihi
Main dooji labh li

Pati-Nahi aaya toh?
Biwi-Agar time se aaye toh BJP ke chunaav chinh se sawaagat karungi.. Aur deri ki toh fir Congress ke chunaav chinh se.. Aur agr bahut der ki toh fir AAP ka chunaav chinh darwaaze ke peeche rakha hai

Taai - Na beta.. Aisa julam na kario. Meri pension band ho jayegi

Larka - Aah ki hunda?
Larki - Arre tumko ghar me sab kis naam se bulaate hain?
Larka - Kanjar

Pati : Humari shaadi ke baad maccharo ne ye keh kr mera ghr chor dia ki ab toh permanent khoon peene wali aa gai hai.. Humare liye toh bachega hi nhi

Pati: Kaise?
Patni: Jaise hi main bus se utarne lagi, toh mere peeche se conductor ne kaha- Ab teen swaariya is seat pe baith jaayein

Pati: Mere computer par right click kar
Patni: Kra
Pati: Folder khula?
Patni: Ha
Pati: Ab ooper dekh kya dikh rha?
Patni: Pankha
Pati: Ja latak ja

Chappal se peeta, laathi se peeta aur bahut ghaseet ghaseet ke peeta.
Pappu utha aur kapre jhaarte hue bola:
"Toh fir main inkaar samjhu?"