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दारू पार्टी के बाद पति ने पत्नी को फोन किया - "घर नही आ सकता गाड़ी का स्टेयरिंग, ब्रेक, गेयर सब चोरी हो गया है " -.- -.- -.- -.- -.-
बेटी की विदाई के समय पिता ने अपने दामाद से कहा : "बेटा आपका WhatsApp पे मैसेज मिला था, आपकी demand तो बड़ी अजीब सी थी, लेकिन हमने
Urdu me arz hai:
Wo waqt guzar gya jab teri mohabbat ki aarzoo thi,
Ab tu Khuda bhi ban jaaye, toh main sajda na karu
Punjabi me arz hai:
Dafaa ho ja baandri jihi
Main dooji labh li
Biwi-Suno ji aaj office se jaldi ghr aa jaana movie dekhne chalenge
Pati-Nahi aaya toh?
Biwi-Agar time se aaye toh BJP ke chunaav chinh se sawaagat karungi.. Aur deri ki toh fir Congress ke chunaav chinh se.. Aur agr bahut der ki toh fir AAP ka chunaav chinh darwaaze ke peeche rakha hai
Doctor - Taai, tujhe aisi dwaai dunga ki tu fir se jawaan ho jaayegi
Taai - Na beta.. Aisa julam na kario. Meri pension band ho jayegi
Larki - Tumhara nick name kya hai?
Larka - Aah ki hunda?
Larki - Arre tumko ghar me sab kis naam se bulaate hain?
Larka - Kanjar
Patni : Jb mai shadi krke yha aai thi toh ghr me bahut macchar the.. Par ab bilkul macchar nhi hai.. Aisa kyu
Pati : Humari shaadi ke baad maccharo ne ye keh kr mera ghr chor dia ki ab toh permanent khoon peene wali aa gai hai.. Humare liye toh bachega hi nhi
Patni: Aji sunte ho.. Aaj bhari bas mera apmaan hua.
Pati: Kaise?
Patni: Jaise hi main bus se utarne lagi, toh mere peeche se conductor ne kaha- Ab teen swaariya is seat pe baith jaayein
Husband giving instructions over phone to his wife on how to use computer:
Pati: Mere computer par right click kar
Patni: Kra
Pati: Folder khula?
Patni: Ha
Pati: Ab ooper dekh kya dikh rha?
Patni: Pankha
Pati: Ja latak ja
Pappu ne ek larki ko propose kiya toh larki ne Pappu ko khoob peeta.
Chappal se peeta, laathi se peeta aur bahut ghaseet ghaseet ke peeta.
Pappu utha aur kapre jhaarte hue bola:
"Toh fir main inkaar samjhu?"