बिहार के कुछ भैया लोगों की मीटिंग हुई। . . . . मुद्दा था स्वतंत्रता संग्राम !! . . . . समस्या ये कि बिहार को भारत से आज़ाद कैसे कराया जाय। . . भैया 1: आज़ाद कराना कौनो मुसकिल काम नाहीं । पर हम बिहार का बिकास कैसन करेंगे ई सोचने वाली बात है। . . ....

आज हिंदी बोलने का शौक हुआ, घर से निकला और एक ऑटो वाले से पूछा, "त्री चक्रीय चालक पूरे सुभाष नगर के परिभ्रमण में कितनी मुद्रायें व्यय होंगी ?" ऑटो वाले ने कहा , "अबे हिंदी में बोल रे.." मैंने कहा, "श्रीमान, मै हिंदी में ही वार्�....

प्रोफेसर : "अगर तुम्हें किसी को संतरा देना हो, तो क्या बोलोगे...?
छात्र : "ये संतरा लो...।
प्रोफेसर : नहीं... एक वकील की तरह बोलो...।
छात्र : मैं हेतराम पुत्र चेतराम निवासी गाँव शिकारपुर, यू०पी० एतद् द्वारा, अपनी पूरी रुचि व होशो-हवास ....

Santa Singh was playing KBC and was on the hot seat. His next question was for 1 Crore Rupees! Amitabh: Santaji, are you ready?? Yeh raha Aapka Agla Sawaal, 1 Crore ke liye! In mein se Kaun Vyakti Aaradhya Bacchan ke Pita hai? (Which among these persons is the father of Aaradhya Bacchan?) Here are your options: A) Salman Khan B) Hrithik Roshan C) Vivek Oberoi D) Abhishek Bacchan Amitabh (thinking): What a waste of a question! Surely he has to guess D. There's no other choice ! But Santa looked confused and took his time t....

Here I am sitting in my office @ night.... Thinking hard about life! How it changed!! From a maverick college life to strict professional life... How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks but then why it gives less happiness... How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe but then why there are less people to use them... How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger, But then why there is less hunger.... How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on but then why there are less places to go on... How a small coffee shop c....

Early morning husband woke up his wife and asked her: "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?" She: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. Yoga is good for health." She: "Oh.. that means I am sick." Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."... She: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?" Hubby: "Nooo. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...." She: "Aha ! So I don't understand you, right?" Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that.....

Wife - Can you please learn to share just like I share everything with you...? Husband - what's wrong with you now? Wife - you are a selfish man... Husband - can you please tell me what the hell did I do? Wife - that folder on your laptop.. It's called 'My Documents'. Why couldn't you name it as 'Our Documents'...? I hate you... Husband is still trying to contact Bill Gates for name change request....

Businessmen : I want to transfer my single bed from my existing home to new home which is approximately 10 Kms. The bed is not fitting in my car and movers and packers are asking for a price almost equal to the price of bed. What should i do ? Chartered Accountant (CA) : Sell it on Quikr and Buy it again on Quikr from the new address with two different login ID’s. Quikr will transport it for free and you can also get the Paytm Cashback....

A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor. Sir, do you know everything about law? Prof: Yes. Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you have to give me "A". Professor agreed. Boy asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?" Prof thought about it for hours & pondered no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy his "A". The following day, professor asked same ....